No longer warty.
Finally got around to upgrading from warty to hoary (Ubuntu releases), in doing so discovered my server had crashed! It must have been crashed for days without me knowing (core systems were OK, it seems X crashed of its own accord and took down the display and Mr Postman).
On the subject of such things, OpenOffice 2 is looking good (funnily enough its looking even more like Microsoft Office). At last an alternative to Microsoft Access =)
Howeverm, on a more sinful note my Beta copy of Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 showed up yesterday, but I need RAM and a DVD drive before I can install it. (It came on Four DVDs!)