Paul Nicholls Stuff

24Jul/060

Feeling Dreamy

Well you might have noticed the new look thats been developing over the last few weeks, its all in aid of me finally moving onto some decent web hosting [Dreamhost]! No more things floating around all over the place on various servers, its now all rooted at my new domain name, r9paul.org.

These massive behind the scenes changes prompted me to spruce up the interface a little, and you might find things have moved from where they used to be. Currently everything apart from the blog is static, but I'll sort out a nice CMS later (add it to that summer list... the one I've barely touched more than 6 weeks after leaving school...)

The main reason for getting decent hosting was to cut the bandwidth going though my server, with the popularity of iTunes2MSN ever increasing - I was starting to notice the dips in my connection speed. So, if you are still linking to the old domain, saps2.mine.nu, please update your bookmarks [although you will be redirected anyway]. The saph.co.uk has been transfered to Dreamhost, and will be maintained (since it distinguishes stuff I host for people, from stuff that is mine).

14Jul/066

Rob The Monkey

It'd been a while, but Rob's latest hoax-that-really-goes-too-far-to-the-point-its-really-not-funny-nor-clever-anymore-
only-does-it-because-hes-still-angry-that-me-and-gareth-actually-made-him-believe-i-had-a-pet-camel happened today - to me - and it was bad, even for Rob...

Rob says:
um... did you know mehaffey fancies you
Paul says:
I dont think so Rob

I wasn't even goint to bite at this without some morsel of evidence behind it.

Rob says:
it's on her myspace
Rob says:
in the thingy bit i think

The Thingy Bit ehy? So, I humour him and open up myspace, sure enough, quite clearly nothing about me on the page as expected. But.... Was there something at the back of my mind that said: "could he be right?", "She did buy me a few drinks on a few occasions...", Then I was reminded of one simple fact, its Rob we're talking about here. Planet Rob is a very different place to the world the rest of us know.


5 Minutes Later... still no further word from Rob...

Paul says:
Oh dear, has your failed attempt at a hoax fallen apart around you leaving you buried and unable to respond?

5 Minutes Later...

Paul says:
Rob? **peers under blocks of lies**

Then! "Evidence" magically appears from Rob's "cache"... [Click It]

Would a normal person just own up at this point? Probably. But, not Rob, when presented with all the errr... weaknesses in his photoshopping...

Rob says:
I use an odd browser with weird caching capabilities
Rob says:
you've got visual proof!
Rob says:
WHY OH WHY WONT YOU BELEIVE ME?!?!?!?!

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