Rob The Monkey
It'd been a while, but Rob's latest hoax-that-really-goes-too-far-to-the-point-its-really-not-funny-nor-clever-anymore-
only-does-it-because-hes-still-angry-that-me-and-gareth-actually-made-him-believe-i-had-a-pet-camel happened today - to me - and it was bad, even for Rob...
Rob says:
um... did you know mehaffey fancies you
Paul says:
I dont think so Rob
I wasn't even goint to bite at this without some morsel of evidence behind it.
Rob says:
it's on her myspace
Rob says:
in the thingy bit i think
The Thingy Bit ehy? So, I humour him and open up myspace, sure enough, quite clearly nothing about me on the page as expected. But.... Was there something at the back of my mind that said: "could he be right?", "She did buy me a few drinks on a few occasions...", Then I was reminded of one simple fact, its Rob we're talking about here. Planet Rob is a very different place to the world the rest of us know.
5 Minutes Later... still no further word from Rob...
Paul says:
Oh dear, has your failed attempt at a hoax fallen apart around you leaving you buried and unable to respond?
5 Minutes Later...
Paul says:
Rob? **peers under blocks of lies**
Then! "Evidence" magically appears from Rob's "cache"... [Click It]
Would a normal person just own up at this point? Probably. But, not Rob, when presented with all the errr... weaknesses in his photoshopping...
Rob says:
I use an odd browser with weird caching capabilities
Rob says:
you've got visual proof!
Rob says:
WHY OH WHY WONT YOU BELEIVE ME?!?!?!?!
July 16th, 2006 - 15:47
It's true, I do kinda fancy you...
July 16th, 2006 - 20:48
It won't work Rob! You'll have to do better than that.
July 17th, 2006 - 23:17
haha, I think rob might be right too u know. Dont deny it n upset her paul.
July 19th, 2006 - 14:18
Just so you know, that Anonymous comment wasn't me.
July 19th, 2006 - 14:27
I know, it was Sonita :-p
July 28th, 2006 - 23:41
I laughed